Telling the world to kiss off, one person at a time…Tumblr (3.0; @dollfacepunk)http://www.dollfacepunk.com/<b><i>Happy New Year!</i></b>http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/68356434http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/68356434Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7i4s8yzvxwsTVCs1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I’ve never known what I should do when my blanket slips and slides. Now there is a solution. The “Slanket” or the “Snuggie.” A blanket with sleeves….one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. For a couple easy payments, this robe..err..blanket can make you look like you are in a cult too.http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/67569003http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/67569003Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:16:00 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7hwjxhs7q96u82Ypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><i>Merry Christmas!</i>http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/66693999http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/66693999Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:01:32 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7hrn2zkkT4zpbNhBo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>So one day I’m walking to my car, minding my own business, when I see a woman peering at me from over my neighbor’s patio. I naturally jumped and ducked…I was startled. In fact it was no woman at all, but a creepy mannequin head. I thought it was weird, but quickly forgot about it. A few days later there she is again, this time with glasses and her head propped up in a vase. I started telling my friends about it. Next we saw it sticking out of a pot with a big hat. Then one day we couldn’t find her. She seemed to be thrown on the porch swing. My roomie and I are beyond creeped out at this point. So here she is all decked out for Christmas. I’m starting to get used to her. I think I’ll call her Betty. Betty the creepy mannequin head that lives downstairs.http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/66094195http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/66094195Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:30:00 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7hjsm04khMpniAuIo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>My favorite centerpiece. I love my little white tree!http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/65116901http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/65116901Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:43:00 -0800Brrrrrr it is so cold I can’t sleep without my heating blanket on all night. Yes, I’m officially 72.http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/65117956http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/65117956Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7hb47hk72w74oP0No1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Today was blah, but I have a feeling tomorrow will be better.http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/64038890http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/64038890Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:58:15 -0800<i>I’m so into you right now, I could fall out of love, just like that.</i> You couldn’t place the blame on us because love is dangerous. Nobody would know better than I do. I’m not trying to break your heart, and I’ll be gentle with you, if you’re gentle with me. Will it break us in two parts? Or have you warmed towards; be careful, love is dangerous. Nobody would know better than I do, sitting alone when I’m beside you, nobody would know. I’m ‘effin tired, let’s get inspired, all that I’m sure of is, I long to be desired. If I seem confused, it’s that I’m being taunted, by everything I ever thought I really wanted. If I’m being nice, if I tell you lies, seems I’m still equally admired and despised. I’m insecure, sure, I can’t commit. It’s not my finest trait, I’m not too proud of it. <i>I’m so into you right now, but I could see you dropping out, just like that.</i> Blame is blasphemous because love is dangerous. I’m not trying to break your heart, and I’ll be careful with you, almost definitely, we both knew from the start, just what the danger was, be careful, love is dangerous. Nobody would know better than I do, sitting alone, alone beside you, nobody would know.http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/62311003http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/62311003Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:11:00 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7gwfuz1jwie7j3Bqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Happy Thanksgiving!!http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/62176504http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/62176504Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0--wQTnwoMM&rel=0&egm=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0--wQTnwoMM&rel=0&egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>The originalhttp://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/61589490http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/61589490Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:15:43 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4VS2LKGwaQA&rel=0&egm=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4VS2LKGwaQA&rel=0&egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>You can hear me laughing. One of my favorite clips. RICK!!!!!http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/61587685http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/61587685Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:01:29 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7g6pat0ejUmgq8QGo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bank Teller: Miss there are no dogs allowed in this bank. Did you read the sign?</p> <p>Me: Fido what are you doing in here?!? I asked you to wait outside! Hey I asked him to wait outside, it’s not my fault he came in….I asked really nice too.</p> <p>(Fido glaring)</p> <p>Me: Now he’s not going to talk to me the whole ride home.</p>http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/59221969http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/59221969Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:10:00 -0800I bought a super tiny black squirt gun at a little toy shop last week. I think it’s funny to shoot myself with, since I do that about 20 times a day. I totally keep forgetting that it is in my purse and doesn’t have an orange tip…so that could be illegal, but I’m unsure since it is so tiny. So I had to go through security for a taping of Chelsea Lately show, which I didn’t expect. I leaned over and said to my friends “Uh I have a little tiny gun in my purse, I hope this isn’t a problem.” No one had any idea, that’s what that secret compartment of my purse is for. Actually I smuggled that thing at the Soup too. Exxxxxxcelllenthttp://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/59053695http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/59053695Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:14:35 -0800“But I still don’t understand<br/> What this whole thing’s about<br/> When all the words that you said<br/> Are somehow stuck in my mouth<br/> And this was going so well<br/> But I don’t know what I did<br/> All I really can tell<br/> Is that I always get hit”<br/><br/> - <em>We Are Scientists</em>http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58380235http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58380235Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:32:58 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7fx2axut0jRgEKsFo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I’ll keep my freedom, my guns and my money, you can keep your CHANGEhttp://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58057152http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58057152Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:16:00 -0800<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7fx28y1rxPR1dEVao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>Happy Halloween!http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58056825http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58056825Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:11:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7fx2jrep0rw7elVwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58058378http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/58058378Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:11:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7fq21yq8Cr9mVlySo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>The best day EVER @ The Soup!http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/57243245http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/57243245Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:35:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7fq1ztlo1vCGKNsbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I love Joel McHale!http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/57243078http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/57243078Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:33:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/khLKahvd7fq1ike7BsWfLwGdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Yes it’s Spaghetti Cat, one of my very favorite things!http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/57241741http://www.dollfacepunk.com/post/57241741Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:20:00 -0700